Rumour has it…
Hermione Granger was spotted in the broom closet with Rita Skeeter, gettin’ kinky with the quick quotes quill!
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I heard Riddle and Weasley shagged.. rumour or did it really happen?
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I heard that Sirius Black and James Potter were seen snogging in a seventh floor classroom last week.
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Is it true that if you bite into an apple on July 31st you will turn into Harry Potter and then Draco Malfoy will love you forever?
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Rumour has it Dolores Umbridge is pregnant with a Centaur baby. Say it isn’t so!
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Remus and Sirius has been seen snogging in Hogsmeade
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Thanks to James we all got the chance to see Severus’ underwear. Sincerely Sirius Black.
In Memoriam: Delivery from Darkness
By Connor Croix (@Ravencroix)
2 May. A day that holds great significance in the Magical Community. This date has been etched in the hearts and minds of those who are a part of our fine culture. Wizards and witches everywhere are spending today celebrating the downfall of Lord Voldemort, arguably the most evil wizard in recent history. From the evening of 1 May through the early hours of 2 May in 1998, many courageous men, women, and children put their lives on the line to give all of us a better future, fighting against Death Eaters, acromantulas, giants and many other dangerous creatures in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (most commonly referred to as “The Battle of Hogwarts”). Harry Potter, of course, being the wizard who ultimately defeated the serpentine sorcerer. He is one of wizardkind’s most notable names, whose story is as fascinating as Potter is brave.
Today is a day of celebration, and of remembrance. Many noble souls sacrificed their lives to make the world a safer place for their children, their siblings, their spouses and their parents. I implore my readers to take a moment to think about why you are safe from Dark Magic today. Please remember those who have become posthumous heroes, and the families they have left behind.
Having been merely eleven years of age at the time of the historic battle, its significance initially did not register very deeply. However, the moment I stepped foot into that stately castle on the first of September, entering Hogwarts as a trembling and anxious first year, I could feel it. It was still fresh in everyone’s minds. It was almost as if the blood and tears remained heavy in the air, the halls echoing with the ghost of a mixture of jovial cheering and wails of agony. If you looked closely enough, you could see the scorch marks on the pillars from the torrential hail of fatal spells. It was a battle scene. Restored, of course, but as it is on the human body, not all scars can be healed. It was then I realised the cost of this liberation. That feeling will remain with me for the rest of my life.
Remember the date. Remember the fallen. Remember the heroes. Remember the Battle of Hogwarts.
A Scent For All Occasions
By Connor Croix (@Ravencroix)
Via The Daily Prophet (@TheProphetDaily)
Ladies, have you ever had a day when you just couldn’t make a decision? Perhaps you’re hosting a dinner party and you’re not sure what to cook for your guests. Maybe you’re getting ready for a night on the town and you can’t decide what to wear. Well, one thing just got easier for you. Miss Catrina Meadowes of Sodbury has invented a revolutionary new perfume that she hopes will find its way into the home of every witch in Britain.
“It’s called ‘Mood Perfume’,” Miss Meadowes, 33, explains to me. “It changes to reflect your mood.”
What can one expect from a scent-changing perfume? I asked Miss Meadowes that very question.
“Well, say you’re feeling upbeat and bubbly. Mood Perfume will take on a more fruity scent. Or if you’re all dressed up and feeling sexy, it will be a more musky, sensual scent,” Meadowes responds.
Miss Meadowes is the owner of the Sassy Witch Boutique, located in Diagon Alley next to Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlour. She is currently selling samplers of her Mood Perfume for a galleon each.
“If it does well, I’ll expand,” Miss Meadowes says hopefully. “Larger sizes, perhaps even more specific scents. I’m already working on a strictly floral Mood Perfume, where every aroma has a floral smell.”
Meadowes touts it as a “must-have accessory for every witch” because it’s versatile and universal for any occasion. So the next time you’re worried about what to wear for your next big date, have no fear: Mood Perfume will choose for you.
Rumour has it…
Tired students at Hogwarts, woken by @Peeves_x at 5 am when he was around banging on pans shouting “Gooooood Morning Hogwarts”




